Engineer's Dialogues
1. On being Late(standing at the door... gesturing to a friend)"Andar aaon kya? Kab chalu hua?""Attendance ho gaya kya??"
2. During the lecture"Pratik ka assignment tere paas hai??jaldi de""Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha bunk karenge.""xtra Journal sheet hai??"
3. Lab"Expt. no. 2 likha??""Idhar Karna kya hai??""shit man, o/p hi nahi aa raha hai"
4. Unit Test"Oh F***!!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya?""Aaj kounsa test hai?"(most common qst.)
5. VIVA (after exam)"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?""Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?""Ye subject ka reference book kounsa hai""Vidyalankar mein to alag hai"
6. VIVA (General)"Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh nahipoochhnewaala, then watz the point""Roll no. 1 aur 2 ko wapas bulaaya hai""External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai""Ye kounse subject mein aata hai""Are yaar, external pagal hai kya
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